I have our old master player, Sage, coming to play a duel with me! I never ever beat him in our many battles. I hope to lie to him about current rules changes and troop abilities enough to get the edge to win, however.

The dear man is getting married shortly. He was a mere stripling of 16 when I first arrived here at Waronline, but already a fearsome menace on the board. Now, his dulled adult senses, coupled with habitual drink and gluttony should have him just dumb enough to beat, but I'll still have to be plenty prepared. I have stocked up on poisonous Mogtreats© just for the occasion. I filled the moat with crockigators and hung mistletoe from the gallows.

Welcome back to Sage!

Number of actives up 8% Welcome back Sage

haha

No Sage. I was stood up at the altar.