It's about time to start another (endless) 20 Questions! Hooray!

REMEMBER!! Yes or no ( or possibly maybe ) questions, no multiple choice!

Who shall be the first to enter the labyrinth that is:

TWENTY QUESTIONS?????

First question, please.

are you living?

Why, no sir, I am not living. No.

2nd question, please.

Do you contain a modern man made material ,for example begining of 20th century ..?

Also can I discuss with you Mog about a slight difference of opinion ... You dont like multiple choice ,, quite rightly to. But if I ask like - "Is the banana milkshake organic , homogonised ,semi skimmed but NOT!!!! full cream " ?? . You would have to answer YES or NO,, thus being within the rules .... Would you not agree ?

(warning : Your answer will be recorded , and maybe used against you in a court of law )

1)I am not living.
2) Yes I do contain man made materials.

3rd question?

(If the milkshake was exactly as described I could say yes or no only if it fit all those conditions (not including the misspelling of homogenized). If any of the conditions were contradictory or wrong I could not answer yes or no. It is really five linked questions and that is why I don't like them. )

Does it relate to an instrument of the arts ?

point taken for last comment .

1) No, I am not living.
2) Yes I do contain man made materials.
(3) No, it does not relate to an instrument of the arts.

4th question?

somekind of domestic appliance ?

1) No, I am not living.
2) Yes I do contain man made materials.
(3) No, it does not relate to an instrument of the arts.
4) No, not a domestic appliance.

5th question?

Is it mechanical ?

1) No, I am not living.
2) Yes I do contain man made materials.
(3) No, it does not relate to an instrument of the arts.
4) No, not a domestic appliance.
5) No, it is not mechanical.

6th question?

Is it smaller than a football ?

1) No, I am not living.
2) Yes I do contain man made materials.
(3) No, it does not relate to an instrument of the arts.
4) No, not a domestic appliance.
5) No, it is not mechanical.
6) It is more or less in the size range of a football (American style).


7th question?

metalic ?

1) No, I am not living.
2) Yes I do contain man made materials.
(3) No, it does not relate to an instrument of the arts.
4) No, not a domestic appliance.
5) No, it is not mechanical.
6) It is more or less in the size range of a football (American style).
7) No, not metallic.

8th question?

Is it used in sport activities?

1) No, I am not living.
2) Yes I do contain man made materials.
(3) No, it does not relate to an instrument of the arts.
4) No, not a domestic appliance.
5) No, it is not mechanical.
6) It is more or less in the size range of a football (American style).
7) No, not metallic.
8) Not directly related to a sport.

9th question?

ok ,sorry Mog . You may see this as one of my cheaky questions , If you dont wish to answer it thats fine , but -

Yes or no - would a person be regularly 'seen' wearing or holding this item ?

1) No, I am not living.
2) Yes I do contain man made materials.
(3) No, it does not relate to an instrument of the arts.
4) No, not a domestic appliance.
5) No, it is not mechanical.
6) It is more or less in the size range of a football (American style).
7) No, not metallic.
8) Not directly related to a sport.
9) Yes!


10th question?

Ok , in congunction with the last question ,
Is it 'wearing' ?
( as opposed to 'holding' )