walking across the scorched barren terrain that was once the home of relax, klyph is seeking the tower from which relax ended it all.

"i figure if i am going to follow the crowd might as well do it to the tee."

after hours of searching he finds it. He climbs to the top of the stairs and looks over the side. Relax's remains are gone but the stain on the dirt is still fresh. He spots something off in the distance.

"perhaps i can cause a little mayhem still, one thing more before i die."

Relax didn't really jump...his comms were spotted with cheap beer and a bamboo fishing rod around the 95,143 area!

guess its time to get drunk and run headlong into some of those guys with the stones and mortar, looks like they are trying to build something. NOT ON MY WATCH!

Oh, the beer must have inhibited my ability to see, are those gold or yellow suits they are wearing..

FREAKIN HELL! Tell the archers to fire, light em up boys.

deleted... realized i was actually inside hosa's castle when he attacked me, whatever

Last Edited : Saturday, July 25, 2009 - 08:12

well... i guess pict won't be hosting my surprise party... so much for relax's masterplan looks like both of you may be eliminated before i lose my first troop

Gone already old chum!

But....

Princess did promise to give you a good send-off when she takes you down!!

She knows where to find me!
I been waiting for quite sometime now...

Don't worry Simon,

Death comes to those who wait too!!

Pict is like Khan, spitting at you from hell!

Oh, you know me Mog, I just like messing with people's heads....

When I'm not messing with their armies that is!! lol

well pict, now that your plans have been flushed, i guess messing with my armies is out the window! and messing with my head simply won't happen!
its been tough sitting back and not engaging...but i'm disciplined enough. i have patience... and have managed to outlast 5 of the 20 starting players without losing a single troop...its not how you start...but how you finish! the opposition will have to come get me...meanwhile my team will rack up some points! the only big loss my clan has taken is the vanishing of raag...which is something beyond our control...
i'm sure there may still be a party planned for me...but i'm ok with that... i bought a Piñata!

Last Edited : Tuesday, July 28, 2009 - 12:35

Simon "YOU ARE THE PINATA" HAHAHAHA

lol princess... maybe so... but you better bring a big stick... and ill make sure you get crappy candy! i'm waiting

In all honesty I will probably be the PINATA but at the end of the day its an unranked game so PFFFFFT

no matter how this game ends... its a plus for me... i'm learning a lot in my first clan war... and the greatest thing i'll take from this game... is a few great friendships

Cannot agree more simon.....i have only been around WOL for a few months now and this is great. I am glued.....I am not the greatest player but getting better...and, Um, Princess,I think you will make for the best pinata. Cannot wait to bang the crap out of you and all your little pinata buddies.

well her last clanmate has been all but drained of his candy... seems you pretty good with that stick stmich!

candy? i want the beer, something decent should fall from that ass........

Standings as of Turn 43...all teams are still eligible...although Hardcore and AOW are on life support.

Current:
1. H^R - 22,096
2. M.O.G. - 20,418
3. T-Crock - 20,133
4. HardCore - 14,368
5. AOW - 14,311

77 turns left!

Last Edited : Thursday, August 6, 2009 - 16:25

heh, we are barely alive, dono how you got that score