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| Posted : Tuesday, December 9, 2008 - 21:43 They're soft & furry but break easily if you pet them too hard...just like women apparently!! lol Last Edited : Tuesday, December 9, 2008 - 21:44 | Princess in the Shadows Joined 11/14/2008
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| Posted : Tuesday, December 9, 2008 - 22:32 Oy enough of that Pict  | | Pict Joined 10/27/2007
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| Posted : Tuesday, December 9, 2008 - 22:40 Apologies. No offence intended - I was just trying to paraphrase the book (badly it seems)... | | Princess in the Shadows Joined 11/14/2008
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| Posted : Tuesday, December 9, 2008 - 22:42 lol All good ....im not easily offended hahaha | | Mog DoC Joined 2/5/2004
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| Posted : Wednesday, December 10, 2008 - 03:01 You can lead a horse to water but you'll be sorry during the parade. | | relax Joined 10/26/2002
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| Posted : Wednesday, December 10, 2008 - 07:13 dont piss in the wind | | Mog DoCJoined 2/5/2004
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| Posted : Wednesday, December 10, 2008 - 18:36 "into" the wind, that is... | | Harold1 DoCJoined 4/21/2007
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| Posted : Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 17:56 Chocolate does not make a good fire guard ! | | Princess in the Shadows Joined 11/14/2008
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| Posted : Friday, December 12, 2008 - 02:33 Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on pot | | Harold1 DoCJoined 4/21/2007
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| Posted : Friday, December 12, 2008 - 10:28 He also say "swinging chain means warm seat" | | Mog DoCJoined 2/5/2004
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| Posted : Friday, December 12, 2008 - 19:24 Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down have crackup. | | Princess in the Shadows Joined 11/14/2008
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| Posted : Friday, December 12, 2008 - 19:42 Confucius say: Man who get kicked in crown jewels, left holding bag. | | Raag Joined 10/6/2005
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| Posted : Sunday, April 19, 2009 - 21:52 Confucius say: Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn. | | Gene_ral Joined 4/3/2009
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| Posted : Monday, April 20, 2009 - 08:31 Do not Question "why do Roses have thorns".
Simply be happy that thorns have Roses. | | Chamberlain Joined 8/7/2004
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| Posted : Saturday, May 30, 2009 - 23:20 These were all good and funny but I like that one especially Gene.
Such as;
I once thought I was poor-for I had no shoes
I then met the Man-He had no feet..... | |
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