aw man that''s no fun! I was expecting company!

and here I rennovated my castle in hopes coc would soon be here. I put up balloons and streamers and pin the tail on renno games. I even took out the rug so you didn''t trip over your big feet.

Now what am I going to do with all these party favors!

Old mean ol'' Tubthumper was making roach clips from metal he got from a mine that used to be my mine. He was going to concerts and making a lot of money selling them, and being the good citizen I am, I told the tax folks they should look into his dealings. Well, he took offense and killed the tax man so my neighborhood patrol went and smacked him upside the head.

Now, what do I see? A herd of biscuits, all toasty from the ovens of hell, gathering at my nether gates, flinging dead salutes into my castle! He hit some of my ballistas and made a terrible icky mess we are STILL cleaning up, thank you very much indeed. So, I guess I have to turn the bus around, and take all my kids back to the main campus for a rousing game of "beat your biscuit" just like in the old days.

On guard, villain!

don''t forget the butter mog!

Yes, beating your biscuit without buttery lubrication can be quite painful.

Renno,

Sorry to burst your bubble about the party thing. Seems I''m throwing an impromptu bash at my place. Hwatta and madtownman have shown up! They were even nice enough to have their entourage file in single file...although a few of them are getting rowdy out by my woodmill and ore mine...Hey! You darn kids! Quit lighting off dynamite in the caves!

Bah...now I''ll have to do something about those metal-suit wearing kids...

Here we are trying to help Neb out by blocking all those drafty holes in his walls...and what thanks do we get? Arrows! Arrows I tell you!! And more arrows even!!!

It just doesn''t seem right!

Next time keep the doors closed if you don''t want visitors.

how it''s going there team?

Man it''s just like living in California. I got run out of my land and home by foreigners! That was a short and sweet game, all beat down D~S camp lol!! Go get em boys! By the way Val, why did you have to go and paint my castle orange and green?

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Darn Mog, where''d ya go??!!! I was backing you up into this really pretty ambush, when yer guys hightailed it like politicians to a hooker convention!! Was it something we said? Something we did??

Missing you...come back soon!

Tubthumper D~S

I''m sorry, Tub. I was throwing a surprise party for Mog at his place and he had forgotten it was last night. So I''m sure he left your place in a hurry, since it''s rude to keep your guests waiting. It''s a week long party, so you are welcome to come.

Oh cool! I''ll grab some kegs and a few hundred T-bones, and sashay on over!

Oh, you guys, no reason for you to come over, I''m soooo busy with cleaning up the place, it''s a mess. I''d be embarrassed to show it off in this condition, so please just hike on home to your "wives" or whatever you call those things you have in dresses over there and wait until I send out the embossed invitations to my big summer barbeque. I''m sure you''ll be much happier if you do, we''ll have "pin the pike on the biscuit" and "bobbing for tubthumpers" as well as a jolly hot oil bath, including hot steaming lumps of Mogtreats© for the kids! So, just be polite and wait for the invites, thanks! See you then! Bye!

Mmmmmmmm. Hot steaming Mogtreats.....

neb I was looking forward to a good ole bash, ah well guess I''ll just have to entertain ^ector. I hope he''s bringing more party bashers, he''s about to get surrounded!

I got some stranded men looking for food? Can I come over to Mog''s place?

Sure, Hosa, come on over and fight Biscuit and Tubthumper, plenty of them for everybody!

Mad you came to dinner without an invite and brought a friend ....and you are breaking things in my Pretty Pink Castle Sniff I need a tissue

*Hands out pink tissues *


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sorry chickie... tried to hang out with neb and that didnt work so well, so i thought id try to come over and make you some dinner. What would you like?? How bout some little cornish hens.. mmmm... i love those little birds. Theyre so cute, yet taste so good.

My turns have also been messed up lately since ive been sick as a dog. I think i have a bad case of heat exhaustion, or a mild case of heat stroke. But i suppose thats what happens when i have a mean boss that makes us work in 93 degree heat.... Espically on a ROOF!!

-madtown

i one time had heat strake that was not good!